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“Is miso soup allowed in the courts, Princess?” Kakashi asks Bisuke who plods methodically over to Kakashi and makes a point of chewing his food. Bisuke growls. “Your have the blessing of the princess.” he nods at Fely, patting Bisuke’s head soothingly.
She turned back around and set about preparing the soup. Once it was finished, she ladled out a bowlful for Kakashi and set it down on the table. “There’s more in the pot if you want seconds.” She hopped up on the kitchen counter with her own bowl and swallowed a spoonful of soup.
“Keep the monkeying around to a minimum.” he says alluding to her agile leap onto the counter. He sits down at the table and lifts the soup to his face. “Well, I don’t smell any poison. In fact it smells like someone is prepared to take her Vix’s place as kitchen slave. That’s my favorite fragrance.”
“Please, when have I ever poisoned you?” She stuck her tongue out at him. “I actually care about the food I make and I don’t put Bisuke’s pee in it.”
“Neither do I.” Kakashi says. Bisuke looks at Kakashi. Kakashi looks at Bisuke. Bisuke looks at Kakashi. Kakashi looks at Bisuke. “Whatever happened to keeping my secrets, hm? I thought you were my ride or die foshizzle.”
“See! I still can’t believe you fed that to me when I was sick!” She shuddered at the memory.
“I know it’s healing qualities can be hard to take in. The amount of time you recovered was unbelievable and it was all because of my magical soup.” he smiles and sips some of the soup she had prepared.
“Yeaaah, that’s why I got better so fast.” Fely rolled her eyes and continued to sip at her soup. It was quiet for a few moments before he spoke. “How does it taste?”
“Not like healing pee.” he takes another drink.
“It better not. But seriously, how does it taste?” She asked, pointing her spoon at him.
He puts the empty bowl down on the table. “What?”
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“Is miso soup allowed in the courts, Princess?” Kakashi asks Bisuke who plods methodically over to Kakashi and makes a point of chewing his food. Bisuke growls. “Your have the blessing of the princess.” he nods at Fely, patting Bisuke’s head soothingly.
She turned back around and set about preparing the soup. Once it was finished, she ladled out a bowlful for Kakashi and set it down on the table. “There’s more in the pot if you want seconds.” She hopped up on the kitchen counter with her own bowl and swallowed a spoonful of soup.
“Keep the monkeying around to a minimum.” he says alluding to her agile leap onto the counter. He sits down at the table and lifts the soup to his face. “Well, I don’t smell any poison. In fact it smells like someone is prepared to take her Vix’s place as kitchen slave. That’s my favorite fragrance.”
“Please, when have I ever poisoned you?” She stuck her tongue out at him. “I actually care about the food I make and I don’t put Bisuke’s pee in it.”
“Neither do I.” Kakashi says. Bisuke looks at Kakashi. Kakashi looks at Bisuke. Bisuke looks at Kakashi. Kakashi looks at Bisuke. “Whatever happened to keeping my secrets, hm? I thought you were my ride or die foshizzle.”
“See! I still can’t believe you fed that to me when I was sick!” She shuddered at the memory.
“I know it’s healing qualities can be hard to take in. The amount of time you recovered was unbelievable and it was all because of my magical soup.” he smiles and sips some of the soup she had prepared.
“Yeaaah, that’s why I got better so fast.” Fely rolled her eyes and continued to sip at her soup. It was quiet for a few moments before he spoke. “How does it taste?”
“Not like healing pee.” he takes another drink.
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“You want me to dance with you? Luckily, I have life insurance.” Kakashi hails a bottle of sake takes a swig and then reluctantly allows Vix to drag him towards the chaos of limbs and faces on the dance floor. He tosses the sake back towards the forlorn man at the bar with a dry smile.
“You didn’t seem to think I was such a bad dancer at your bachelor party. *HIC*” she retorts, wrapping her arms around his neck with a smirk and grinding against him once for emphasis. She kissed him through his mask and then pulled away, falling back in time with the beat.
“Memories tainted by bananas are no memories at all.” he smiles, putting his hands on her waist and moving along to the music.
Genma chuckled and trailed open-mouthed kisses down her neck and over her collarbone. He pulled her hips into his as he moved them to the rhythm.
She cringed. “As hilarious as your face was that day, I’d rather not remember that. ” Vix smirked and ran her hands down his chest. “So what happened to going somewhere, you and me.” She slurred.
“Actually I like your idea. You’ve consumed enough alcohol to drown a fish.” Kakashi promptly throws her over his shoulder and begins carrying her out of the bar. “Come on, Mr. Ukki has kind of missed you in a masochistic way.”
She giggled in surprise and smacked his butt from over his shoulder. “Mr. Ukki: Back from the grave for another party. Ha…haha…”
“The party don’t start til the reincarnation of Frisky Vixy is drunkenly carried in.” Kakashi grumbles carrying outside. He hopes that the cool, night wind might be sobering. But it’s only a futile hope.
“I don’t wanna puke glitter…” she mumbles to herself, shivering against the cold, a stark contrast to the humidity of the bar. She lets herself hang limply over his shoulder. The effects of the alcohol, Kakashi’s movements, and her dizzying position hanging upside-down all suddenly make an impact and before she can choke out a slurred warning, she pukes.
“Good thing you haven’t eaten any unicorns today, then. Because the last time I did that I puked so much glitter I had to change my name to Kaka$hi.” he stops, hearing the telltale wretching noises. “Please tell me there’s not puke running down my ass. Is there puke running down my ass?”
She wipes her mouth and groans in response, falling limp once more.
Kakashi gingerly places her down, leaning her against a nearby wall and looks behind him. “Ass Puke. You think the night can’t get any worse and then there’s puke. Between the cheeks. Of my ass.” Frowning he picks Vix up again, this time in his arms. “This is why I can’t let you out of my sight. I hope you’re happy. You’ve ruined a perfectly good ass.”
Vix nestles her face against his chest with a lopsided smile. “It is a pretty nice ass. You could always take the puke clothes off.” she offered, shutting her eyes.
“Not outside. There are too many fangirls lurking. Waiting for this day.” he powers the rest of the way home, unlocks the door in the dark, and tries not to drop limp Vix as he maneuvers through the doorway.
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Kakashi stares at her. “We could do anything. Really. We can do dog stuff…..Things that people normally do with dogs. Well. Not everything. You’re adorable and all and I don’t know how they do things in the Inuzuka clan, but I don’t like you that way, Mr. Cherry.” Kakashi says, ruffling his fur.
May all your bacon burn. Because I don’t know what to type anymore.
“That place in his heart is saved for Pakkun.” She laughed and walked off into the kitchen looking for food for herself.
LOL, that was the funniest line in the movie.
“But I could still have you on the side.” he winks at Mr. Cherry. “Let me feel your paws to see whether or not they’re supple.” He takes Mr. Cherry’s front leg. “Oh. Yes.” Mr. Cherry barks excitedly. Kakashi barks back and the dog offers him his paw again. “Hey, Vix. Maybe we can teach him some tricks!”
“Like what, to fetch your porn?” she called back as she started pulling pots and pans out and grabbing things from the fridge.
“And my sake. And how to plant landmines. In the front yard. For the neighborhood kids.” he grins and stands up keeping his eyes trained on Mr. Cherry. Mr. Cherry hops to his feet, furiously wagging his tail. “Sit.” Kakashi says. Mr. Cherry keeps wagging. “Sit. Sit down. You can do it. Sit. Down.” Mr. Cherry licks his head. “Mr. Cherry, let’s be reasonable. Sit down.” He barks. Kakashi pushes Mr. Cherry’s butt to the floor with his hand. “Like that. You know that saying ‘Assume the position: face down, ass up’? Well when I say ‘Sit’ I need you to do the opposite. You read me?” Mr. Cherry licks his face. “I don’t know if that means yes or no.”
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“Is miso soup allowed in the courts, Princess?” Kakashi asks Bisuke who plods methodically over to Kakashi and makes a point of chewing his food. Bisuke growls. “Your have the blessing of the princess.” he nods at Fely, patting Bisuke’s head soothingly.
She turned back around and set about preparing the soup. Once it was finished, she ladled out a bowlful for Kakashi and set it down on the table. “There’s more in the pot if you want seconds.” She hopped up on the kitchen counter with her own bowl and swallowed a spoonful of soup.
“Keep the monkeying around to a minimum.” he says alluding to her agile leap onto the counter. He sits down at the table and lifts the soup to his face. “Well, I don’t smell any poison. In fact it smells like someone is prepared to take her Vix’s place as kitchen slave. That’s my favorite fragrance.”
“Please, when have I ever poisoned you?” She stuck her tongue out at him. “I actually care about the food I make and I don’t put Bisuke’s pee in it.”
“Neither do I.” Kakashi says. Bisuke looks at Kakashi. Kakashi looks at Bisuke. Bisuke looks at Kakashi. Kakashi looks at Bisuke. “Whatever happened to keeping my secrets, hm? I thought you were my ride or die foshizzle.”
“See! I still can’t believe you fed that to me when I was sick!” She shuddered at the memory.
“I know it’s healing qualities can be hard to take in. The amount of time you recovered was unbelievable and it was all because of my magical soup.” he smiles and sips some of the soup she had prepared.
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“You want me to dance with you? Luckily, I have life insurance.” Kakashi hails a bottle of sake takes a swig and then reluctantly allows Vix to drag him towards the chaos of limbs and faces on the dance floor. He tosses the sake back towards the forlorn man at the bar with a dry smile.
“You didn’t seem to think I was such a bad dancer at your bachelor party. *HIC*” she retorts, wrapping her arms around his neck with a smirk and grinding against him once for emphasis. She kissed him through his mask and then pulled away, falling back in time with the beat.
“Memories tainted by bananas are no memories at all.” he smiles, putting his hands on her waist and moving along to the music.
Genma chuckled and trailed open-mouthed kisses down her neck and over her collarbone. He pulled her hips into his as he moved them to the rhythm.
She cringed. “As hilarious as your face was that day, I’d rather not remember that. ” Vix smirked and ran her hands down his chest. “So what happened to going somewhere, you and me.” She slurred.
“Actually I like your idea. You’ve consumed enough alcohol to drown a fish.” Kakashi promptly throws her over his shoulder and begins carrying her out of the bar. “Come on, Mr. Ukki has kind of missed you in a masochistic way.”
She giggled in surprise and smacked his butt from over his shoulder. “Mr. Ukki: Back from the grave for another party. Ha…haha…”
“The party don’t start til the reincarnation of Frisky Vixy is drunkenly carried in.” Kakashi grumbles carrying outside. He hopes that the cool, night wind might be sobering. But it’s only a futile hope.
“I don’t wanna puke glitter…” she mumbles to herself, shivering against the cold, a stark contrast to the humidity of the bar. She lets herself hang limply over his shoulder. The effects of the alcohol, Kakashi’s movements, and her dizzying position hanging upside-down all suddenly make an impact and before she can choke out a slurred warning, she pukes.
“Good thing you haven’t eaten any unicorns today, then. Because the last time I did that I puked so much glitter I had to change my name to Kaka$hi.” he stops, hearing the telltale wretching noises. “Please tell me there’s not puke running down my ass. Is there puke running down my ass?”
She wipes her mouth and groans in response, falling limp once more.
Kakashi gingerly places her down, leaning her against a nearby wall and looks behind him. “Ass Puke. You think the night can’t get any worse and then there’s puke. Between the cheeks. Of my ass.” Frowning he picks Vix up again, this time in his arms. “This is why I can’t let you out of my sight. I hope you’re happy. You’ve ruined a perfectly good ass.”
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“You want me to dance with you? Luckily, I have life insurance.” Kakashi hails a bottle of sake takes a swig and then reluctantly allows Vix to drag him towards the chaos of limbs and faces on the dance floor. He tosses the sake back towards the forlorn man at the bar with a dry smile.
“You didn’t seem to think I was such a bad dancer at your bachelor party. *HIC*” she retorts, wrapping her arms around his neck with a smirk and grinding against him once for emphasis. She kissed him through his mask and then pulled away, falling back in time with the beat.
“Memories tainted by bananas are no memories at all.” he smiles, putting his hands on her waist and moving along to the music.
Genma chuckled and trailed open-mouthed kisses down her neck and over her collarbone. He pulled her hips into his as he moved them to the rhythm.
She cringed. “As hilarious as your face was that day, I’d rather not remember that. ” Vix smirked and ran her hands down his chest. “So what happened to going somewhere, you and me.” She slurred.
“Actually I like your idea. You’ve consumed enough alcohol to drown a fish.” Kakashi promptly throws her over his shoulder and begins carrying her out of the bar. “Come on, Mr. Ukki has kind of missed you in a masochistic way.”
She giggled in surprise and smacked his butt from over his shoulder. “Mr. Ukki: Back from the grave for another party. Ha…haha…”
“The party don’t start til the reincarnation of Frisky Vixy is drunkenly carried in.” Kakashi grumbles carrying outside. He hopes that the cool, night wind might be sobering. But it’s only a futile hope.
“I don’t wanna puke glitter…” she mumbles to herself, shivering against the cold, a stark contrast to the humidity of the bar. She lets herself hang limply over his shoulder. The effects of the alcohol, Kakashi’s movements, and her dizzying position hanging upside-down all suddenly make an impact and before she can choke out a slurred warning, she pukes.
“Good thing you haven’t eaten any unicorns today, then. Because the last time I did that I puked so much glitter I had to change my name to Kaka$hi.” he stops, hearing the telltale wretching noises. “Please tell me there’s not puke running down my ass. Is there puke running down my ass?”
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“Is miso soup allowed in the courts, Princess?” Kakashi asks Bisuke who plods methodically over to Kakashi and makes a point of chewing his food. Bisuke growls. “Your have the blessing of the princess.” he nods at Fely, patting Bisuke’s head soothingly.
She turned back around and set about preparing the soup. Once it was finished, she ladled out a bowlful for Kakashi and set it down on the table. “There’s more in the pot if you want seconds.” She hopped up on the kitchen counter with her own bowl and swallowed a spoonful of soup.
“Keep the monkeying around to a minimum.” he says alluding to her agile leap onto the counter. He sits down at the table and lifts the soup to his face. “Well, I don’t smell any poison. In fact it smells like someone is prepared to take her Vix’s place as kitchen slave. That’s my favorite fragrance.”
“Please, when have I ever poisoned you?” She stuck her tongue out at him. “I actually care about the food I make and I don’t put Bisuke’s pee in it.”
“Neither do I.” Kakashi says. Bisuke looks at Kakashi. Kakashi looks at Bisuke. Bisuke looks at Kakashi. Kakashi looks at Bisuke. “Whatever happened to keeping my secrets, hm? I thought you were my ride or die foshizzle.”
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“Is miso soup allowed in the courts, Princess?” Kakashi asks Bisuke who plods methodically over to Kakashi and makes a point of chewing his food. Bisuke growls. “Your have the blessing of the princess.” he nods at Fely, patting Bisuke’s head soothingly.
She turned back around and set about preparing the soup. Once it was finished, she ladled out a bowlful for Kakashi and set it down on the table. “There’s more in the pot if you want seconds.” She hopped up on the kitchen counter with her own bowl and swallowed a spoonful of soup.
“Keep the monkeying around to a minimum.” he says alluding to her agile leap onto the counter. He sits down at the table and lifts the soup to his face. “Well, I don’t smell any poison. In fact it smells like someone is prepared to take her Vix’s place as kitchen slave. That’s my favorite fragrance.”
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“You want me to dance with you? Luckily, I have life insurance.” Kakashi hails a bottle of sake takes a swig and then reluctantly allows Vix to drag him towards the chaos of limbs and faces on the dance floor. He tosses the sake back towards the forlorn man at the bar with a dry smile.
“You didn’t seem to think I was such a bad dancer at your bachelor party. *HIC*” she retorts, wrapping her arms around his neck with a smirk and grinding against him once for emphasis. She kissed him through his mask and then pulled away, falling back in time with the beat.
“Memories tainted by bananas are no memories at all.” he smiles, putting his hands on her waist and moving along to the music.
Genma chuckled and trailed open-mouthed kisses down her neck and over her collarbone. He pulled her hips into his as he moved them to the rhythm.
She cringed. “As hilarious as your face was that day, I’d rather not remember that. ” Vix smirked and ran her hands down his chest. “So what happened to going somewhere, you and me.” She slurred.
“Actually I like your idea. You’ve consumed enough alcohol to drown a fish.” Kakashi promptly throws her over his shoulder and begins carrying her out of the bar. “Come on, Mr. Ukki has kind of missed you in a masochistic way.”
She giggled in surprise and smacked his butt from over his shoulder. “Mr. Ukki: Back from the grave for another party. Ha…haha…”
“The party don’t start til the reincarnation of Frisky Vixy is drunkenly carried in.” Kakashi grumbles carrying outside. He hopes that the cool, night wind might be sobering. But it’s only a futile hope.
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